Score: 10

"Yo, Have A HAPPY HELLOWEEN NG!!!!!!......"

submission: Happy Halloween 2006

date: October 29, 2006

Yo, Whutz up New Groundz long time no C jus kiccin' by ta say have a SICC-N-DEMENTED Halloween Blunt Smokin' Smirnoff Drinkin' Dead Body Fuccin' Pumpkin' Carvin' Style locz, HALLOWEN iz fasho my favoRite Holiday of' em all I could give a fucc about Christmas or Valentinez, all about that fuccin' wikid shit, Smoke an 8ight of sum bomb Weed n watCh the illest Horror moviez all night man, Happy Halloween NG! & Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, tight Halloween time Killer......"

submission: 'Kin Edd: Into the Abyss

date: October 29, 2006

I played it while it was under judgement yesterday and even though it looked pretty good, I thought it was very, very boring. It took ages before you finally got to the bottom. But I see that you made the game a lot shorter now, which is a very big improvement in my opinion.

However, isn´t it a whole lot harder to win the game? I really did the best I could, but the highest score I got was only 48%. I dunno what the minimum score is to win, but it seems impossible to me to beat this game. You´ve made the enemies come in a lot faster, but Kin Edd is still very slow. I think it would be fair if he got a little speed boost as well, it would make the game a bit easier.

As for other stuff, well everything still looks great. Liked the style of this game a lot. The music got a little boring after a while, but since the game doesn´t take that long anymore, it´s okay. The interactivity could improve a little bit maybe. I prefer to use the keyboard instead of the mouse.

Score: 6

"Yo, you couldda gave better direCtionz......"

submission: The Halloween Hunt

date: October 29, 2006

This is a nice game, but could have ALOT of work put into it. For instance, if the game didn't piss me off so much it would be a more enjoyable experience. Here are some examples:

What made me fed up about this game is the fact that it takes so long to level up and increase your stats. It's just so tedious and repetative. Also, there is no reason to level up because (sure, your stats go higher) but your enemies stats go even higher than yours! Therefore leveling up only benefits your enemies.

I hated how you would get 20 coins in one battle and 300 in the next. Make each individual enemy dispense seperate amounts of coins and different health and strenght levels so the 'escape from battle' button would have a point.

That brings me to my next point. The menu. This is what probably made me the angriest (no wait, that was the difficulty. But we'll get to that later). The set up of the menu was awful. I seemed to have gotten into the habbit of pressing the same buttons to kill my enemies but every once in a while, I would accidentaly hit the 'escape from battle' button and run from the match which would either result in me not running, getting hit, and dieing or running away and having to fight the battle all over again. Put the run away button somewhere else away from the rest of the menu (like on the other side of the screen).

Now, to the difficulty curb. In the first two sections of the game, I was fine and dandy until I hit the boss in the dark woods. It took so much training and so much patients to build up my character just for me to die because the boss can hit like, 1300 in one hit. What made me even angrier is that he can do this twice or more in a row (He could damage you fatser than you could heal). If your going to make the boss take half your health away in one hit, make it so that it's a special attack that can only be preformed once every few turns. I found myself quitting the game because of the 3rd boss. A better thing to do is to make the difficulty gradually get higher instead of it going straight up and leaving you making a long review on how much it made you angry.

I understand that this had to be made on a deadline, but i'm still going to review it as I would any game. Feel free to re-submit this with all of (or just some. If you fix one, it will fix another i.e. If upgrades cost less, the boss wont have to be made easier) these problems fixed, I'm sure it would be a great game (as far as I know. I only got the the third stage).

Thank you for reading and please don't point out the fact that I don't know how hard making a functional game is on flash because I haven't made one. I do know how hard it is to make a game and I respect you for having the patients and skill to make a game as good as this. I didn't mean to put your game down. What I meant to say is that with a little fine tweaking this game could be better.

Score: 6

"Yo, itz liKe theze Clocc moviez never get old....."

submission: The Ultimate Clockdown

date: August 18, 2006

Yo, Itz kind of lame that you had to be uncreative and mimicc The Ultimate Showdown's spoof "The Ultimate Orgy" whiCh woulda been doper if u used your owne creative & original storey plotz, thatz where smokin' a blunt would come in handy, lol, & if you're gonna copy a spoof than you better do it mo' dope, beCuz this is kindah bad though I've C'n worse, I h8ed that you used the mechanical voice, I'm so sicc of the same ol clocx jus get high off a phat-ass dub n make a mo' creative flash neXt time, Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, WTF long time no C......"

submission: The Clock War: Part III

date: August 18, 2006

Yo, I remember Cin' the other two joints when I was still a pre-teen and I thought you were never going to finish this but the endin' up smokin' up the flash like a big phat joint, but man....it was worth the wait. The style of the cloccz were original and exceptional but itz been over 2 1/2 yearz u shoulda set thiz joint out along azz time ago though I still thaught the flash itself waz pretty dope I guess, Fu skinheah88!

Score: 10

"Yo, thatz sum funny ass shit......"

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 46

date: July 24, 2006

Yo, pass me the bud you waz firin' up when ya made this funny-ass flash about Hitler bouncin' in South Central, that iz the fuccin' funniest thing I've C'n in years man, Hitler jus chillin' in SC with his Crip, Blood & Essay homiez killing copz, I'll fasho go checc out your other Hitler spoofz, I could picture Hitler smokin' a phat-ass spliff of sum Dro while marchin' in Compton, Long Beach, South Central, Watts, Carson or Crenshaw yellin' "Eistreik!" while poofin' off a spliff, also the jam waz sicc also, sweat flash & Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, good graphisz & plot but needz mo' sound......"

submission: Bozophilia

date: July 24, 2006

Yo, itz been a long time no C fo' my reviewin' a flash on New Grounds so your pretty fuccin' luccy I'm helpin' you out with this review homie, letz first start off with the graphicz they were pretty dope especially fo' blacc-n-white graphics, otherwize the plot of the story waz pretty good though I think that Clown jus needed ta light up a phat-ass joint of the good weed to feel happy, but the samething happens again & again in this flash, though the only ajusment ya needed in this flicc waz mo' verbal interactity between the characterz in your flash animation so pretty much the story line waz pretty dope so nice one then, Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, that was sum funny Doobie Doo......"

submission: Scooby Doo 2

date: June 26, 2006

Yo, that waz a fuccin' hillarious flash on Scooby & The Gang, them Scooby snaccz I think are really funkadelic Shrooms, and all the Marijuana smoke commin' outta the Mystery Machine, lol......but you shoulda had Daffny in her bra & pantiez like in the fuccin' show uncensored, but other wise all the Cocc succin' & cummed up lipz were jus sicc as hell homes, Velma was like trippin' off a sherm sticc, when Shaggy was turnin' into a Cum Drinkin' Where Wolve (zoikz!), but other wise Scooby is jus a cartoon u watCh to get high off a joint or 2wo, Dooobie Dooobie Doo, dope flash man & Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, that could happen to any car theife......"

submission: R. ROBBER Theft from Cars

date: June 26, 2006

Yo, that waz a pretty dope short flash on whut can happen to any punk-ass emo car theife, so if you were drivin' like a Mercedez Benz, then you would smoke their ass like a big phat-ass joint of sum Dro, I also like the message its sending out so well done =) dope work, only thing I would say it try to get the character movement somewhut smoother but other then that the short flicc waz a deCent lesoon ta smoke sum sticky icky bud to, nice work & Fu skinhead88!

Score: 8

"Yo, wussup with Homer man......"

submission: homer.swf

date: June 21, 2006

Yo, that waz a funny & dope random flash animation of the Simpsons, but whut the fucc waz up with the killer Hank Hill, pass me the bud u were smokin' beCuz Homie looked like he waz trippin' off sum shrooms in this flash & wuzzup with the part when Homer turns into a blacc dude man, still that waz pretty dope animation of the Simpsons that blew on sum trees, anywayz nice flash & Fu skinhead88!